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Saturday, 6 November 2010
Wednesday, 20 October 2010
sorry but we're out of time
Monday, 18 October 2010
why do you have to be so serious all of the time
eggs are yum and can be abused in so many different ways. this particularly one is spotty but it isn't nearly as white as i am.
i think that my dog has a good life as he can get away with rolling around in poo. if i rolled around in poo all day like him it would be socially unacceptable but i don't think that is fair at all. monkeys get to fling theirs at passerbys but when i do it i face being arrested, this is an injustice of my right to do with my poo what i wish. i made it. i could also make a baby but i would not fling it as people as it might hurt the person it hit and they would sue me for hitting them with a baby.
Thursday, 14 October 2010
blogspit.com
i do not like the way your keys jingle when you walk. bouncing up and down and repeating once again on your mountainous motor-boat targets is unpleasant and so are your clippy cloppy high heel walking sticks of death. don't walk through david jones department stores and think that you're tops because you probably don't buy anything, and free samples of baby foreskin skin care cream do not count as a purchase at all. this is probably what you look at all day between reapplying your lip liner and snorting something to corrode your insides to pass the time. your dog is yapping you know.
Monday, 11 October 2010
because knowing is half the battle
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