bec from school

bec from school once told me that if her dog was a person she would marry her, i would do the same to my dog too. baxter is an old man name and now that he is thirteen he acts old too. if he were a person he would be 91 years old and would probably smoke a pipe and read the newspaper over a crumpet in the mornings. he would get up at 5 o'clock every morning and have a cup of tea and listen to abc classical radio as he put on his glasses and checked the moles on his arms. he would call out to me to tell me if he had found a new one and be excited about it and he would probably name it frank or jerry. baxter would wear 2 pairs of slippers on his feet and wear old spice and he would wolf whistle at women on the street for fun. oh look here he is now