fact

the joy that comes across me when bobbling you is immense. you will forever my in my heart mr. schrute you beautiful man amongst men

2009

dear caffinated beverages

you are too good to me. keep up the good work champ you gorgeous thing

dayglow vista road

i want your comfort for the evening

2009 zzzzzzzzzzz

sounds like crunchy peanut butter

i feel like i just discovered the internet, my world has been turned upside-down and sharks wear corks on their teeth to avoid harming other sea creatures. yum yum, in another note, i was gifted 6 boxes with 5 bags each inside of the most saltiest and generally tasty roasted chickpeas. i think i will email the company tomorrow

riduckulous

e.g. scooters, holidays, autumn

my jesus pocketwatch dangles in places

today i saw a boy with a birthmark on his face. it looked like chocolate. it was beautiful

success?

some people determine success through the car they drive, the job they have, or the 2 children - one boy and one girl - they have produced.

i am successful because i was the first sperm to meet the egg




it looks like a scene from space

observations

even clipping my toenails is slightly satisfying, however i am unsure why. there is something comforting in knowing that the situation of the long toenails has disappeared and i can move onto the next thing, such as combing my hair

the things we do for fun

i miss scaring people in the street

"you can't trust them, but you can trust me - 'cause i'm a politician"

jamaican me crazy

taken by me using kayleigh's wicked camera

i first produced my pistol, and then produced my ray gun

a flower in a glove

by kayleigh van der westhuizen, what a gorgeous human being!

things

hooray

it was so cold on the bus that i could see my own breath
crazy times